“The Devil’s Bagpipes”, Album (2008)

Recorded in London, 2008.  All songs written, recorded and (c) j$.

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Side 1

  1. Corporate Theme Song
  2. Bowl of Ebola
  3. I Wish I Was Daniel Johnson
  4. Sunny Disposition
  5. American Tourists (Part 1)
  6. Out Of Your Tiny Mind
  7. Too Fucked To Drink
  8. Genghis Khan’s Octopus
  9. Sand in the Vaseline
  10. Spear-Gardening In The Boner Orchard
  11. You Ate My Pie

Side 2

  1. American Tourists (Part 2)
  2. Spaceships And Lazer Guns (Influential Film)
  3. Badgers Over Basra
  4. Double Oral Double Anal
  5. Kitten On Crutches
  6. Wing Commander Bingo
  7. Tipping A Cow
  8. Mid-Nineties Reformation Bunfight
  9. Less To You Than Meets The Eye
  10. You Must Get High

“Could’a Been an Outsider”, Album (2012)

The Best of the Tiny Paws of Fury.  Recorded in London 2004-2005.  All songs written, performed and (c) j$.

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Side One

1. My Tiny Tricycle
2. Daddy Doesn’t Love You Anymore
3. Catholic Choirboy in Trouble
4. Mummy, Why Are You Crying?
5. What’s So Bad about Cancer?
6. I am a Cannibal
7. I Need a Crap
8. (Don’t Want to See You) Naked
9. The One
10. Sex Party at the Mortuary

Side Two

11. Let’s Destroy Music (Part 3)
12. Tyler Crotty for President
13. 912
14. Last Men on the Moon
15. Porn of the Dead
16. The Tiny Paws of Fury Write a Love Song
17. Screaming Basement
18. Lesbian Car (edit)
19. The 2005 Sci-Fi Olympics (Part 1)
20. Whatever Happened to the Almanac Killer?

“The Old Third Division”, Album-in-a-Day (2014)

by Johnny Cashpoint

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1. Been Away / Back Now (2.25)
2. I Know I’m Weird (1.38)
3. Stupid F*cker (2.29)
4. Farewell, and Don’t Fare Well (1.28)
5. R(a)P (2.11)
6. Depressing Relationship Song (1.13)
7. A Short Outburst of Righteous but Unfocused Anger (0.50)
8. Two Million Heads (1.42)

9. Arse, Mate (1.43)
10. My Sister Married an Undertone (2.37)
11. LUCKY WAVING CAT (1.32)
12. Can We Have A Quick Word About My Body Dysmorphia? (0.59)
13. Goodbye, BBC3 (1.50)
14. Life at 28.8 kps (2.37)
15. The Tragic Truth of Charlie Buchannan (0.06)
16. David Bowie vs. Scottish Independence (2.22)

Wizard’s Sleeve Notes: recorded August 25th / 26th 2014. Some songs full o’ NSFW. 27 minutes and 42 seconds of your time.

“I’ve Had More Exciting Sundays”, Album-in-a-Day (2015)

by Johnny Cashpoint
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Wizard’s Sleeve Notes: An Album-in-a-Day recorded on Sunday 22nd February, 2015. Total writing & recording time – just under 12 hours. Mixed and mastered 23rd/24th February. 25 minutes and 42 seconds of your time.