1. The Seven Day Itch
2. Where the Streets Have Rude Names
3. Toothpaste and Cheap Underwear
4. A Short Interval Representing the Passing of Time
5. How to Differentiate Between Man and the Animals
6. My Holiday Romance
7. Presets
8. Path Of Least Resistance
9. Dancing With the Misanthropes
10. Same For Me
11. Half a Song
Category Archives: Johnny Cashpoint Albums
“We are the 48”, Double Album (2016)
Recorded in London and elsewhere, day 1 After Brexit – day 100 AB. All words and music by j$, except where indicated. Featuring contributions from Andy Balham, Dirk Bag, Susan Cantey, Hoopshank and Lady Sapient.
- DABDA
- Reading Books for the Belgians (with Lady Sapient)
- Song for the 2.3 Million (words by J$, music by Andy Balham)
- The Man in the Lie Castle
- The Next Prime Minister
- Wait Sensitivity
- Nice People’s Revolution
- Post-Brexit Trade Negotiation Blues
- The Problem with Democracy
- Blue Red Blues
- Anyone But Wales (words by j$, music by Andy Balham)
- Gallows Humour
- Annus Horribilis
- Pictures of Cute Cats
- I Thought We Were Friends (arrangement by j$, words & music by Dirk Bag)
- A Short Song About the Olympics
- Caveman Polka (words by j$, music by j$ and Hoopshank)
- Good Luck Charm
- Welcome to Violence
- Stay In
- Granny Knot
- Theresa Mayhem
- Massive Bruise
- Brexit Time Machine
- Good Ol’ Days (Aren’t Coming Back) (words and music by j$ & Susan Cantey)
- Don’t Want to Talk About It
- Remainiac
- London Versus England
- The Lonely Marxist
- Referendumb
- Rubbish to Go
- Check Yr Pressure
- Clouds (words by j$, music by Andy Balham)
- Pocket Full of Nothing
- For the Tourists
- Taking a Dump on the MD’s Desk
- Why Do We Only Win in the Movies?
- The Great British Bodge-Job
- Concrete
- Buyers’ Remorse
- A Snorkel for King Canute
- Johnny Versus the Volcano
- The New Geography of Europe
- Post
- Cortina Cortege
- All Trousers, No Talk
- 48, Days Later
- European Love Union
“File Under Uneasy Listening”, Album (2006)
My first ever Johnny Cashpoint ‘album’ – a collection of Songfight and AAD songs that have a punky twist. Recorded in London (and elsewhere) in 2005/2006.
Featuring contributions from Marcus Kellis & Andy Balham, though I can’t quite remember all of them. Hey. it’s a long time gone and ‘Nostagia springs its trap’,indeed 😉
Side One
- Get Me Back (1.30)
- Attack of the Show (2.49)
- Pieces of Eight (3.16) ft. Marcus Kellis
- Oversleeping (1.54)
- Leaf Blower (3.20)
- Silent Decree (4.30)
Side Two
- Crack in my Heart (1.48)
- The Fuck Song (3.19)
- Welcome to the Seventies (3.35)
- Evan is Getting his Teeth (2.31)
- We Have the Technology (3.00) ft. Andy Balham
- … Vishnu Cycle (4.04)
All songs (c) j$
“Nothing’s Funny Under a Tory Government”, Album (2016)
By Johnny Cashpoint.
Some songs have swears, so NSFW. c. 25 mins of your time.
Side One
1.Skynetflix (2.05)
2.Taking a Fence (1.33)
3.Hipster Corpse Trampoline (2.37)
4.The Pig Society (1.34)
5.Psychedelia Smith (2.02)
6.Shakespeare Had a Cat (2.43)
Side Two
1.Better In Than Out (1.38)
2.What Colour Is Your Poo? (1.32)
3.A Right Pain in the Neck (1.33)
4.Weekend at Bernie Sanders’ (2.14)
5. I Hate My Boss (2.14)
6.The Death of the Circumflex (2.43)
Written and recorded in London, February 2016. All songs (c) J$.
“A Maze of Death”, Album (2005)
I had all but forgotten about being involved in this wonderful album back in 2005. It’s hard for me to figure out what exactly I did, apart from a few songs, as I have a terrible memory but it’s all about Future Boy and our shared love for Philip K Dick.
Go check it out on Bandcamp and love it. I assume you will.
j$