1. The Seven Day Itch
2. Where the Streets Have Rude Names
3. Toothpaste and Cheap Underwear
4. A Short Interval Representing the Passing of Time
5. How to Differentiate Between Man and the Animals
6. My Holiday Romance
7. Presets
8. Path Of Least Resistance
9. Dancing With the Misanthropes
10. Same For Me
11. Half a Song
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Incomplete. Added to every now and again.
2019
Transglobal (album by Mr B and Mr C) BANDCAMP External link
2018
Year off. Wore some hats.
2017
“We Are in Business” – (Album by Mr B and Mr C) BANDCAMP External Link
“Pronounced: Hoosenbergler” (Album by Hoosenbergler) BANDCAMP external link
2016
“We are the 48” (double album by Johnny Cashpoint)
“Nothing’s Funny Under a Tory Government” (Album in a Day by Johnny Cashpoint)
2013
“Gay to Z” (album by Johnny Cashpoint)
2012
“Could’a been an Outsider” (Album by the Tiny Paws of Fury)
“Funny songs in the Key of Death” (Ep by Johnny Cashpoint)
2011
Pun Rock” (EP by Johnny Cashpoint)
2008
“The Devil’s Bagpipes” (album by The Tiny Paws of Fury”)
“Badly Dubbed” (album by Johnny Cashpoint’s Space Pub)
“The World’s First Pocket Radio” (Album by Mr B and Mr C)
“The Rise and Fall of the Holy Romance Empire” (Album by Johnny Cashpoint)
2006
“File Under Uneasy Listening” (Album by Johnny Cashpoint)
2005
“A Maze of Death” (Album by Future Boy and Johnny Cashpoint) EXTERNAL Link
“The Devil’s Bagpipes”, Album (2008)
Recorded in London, 2008. All songs written, recorded and (c) j$.
Side 1
- Corporate Theme Song
- Bowl of Ebola
- I Wish I Was Daniel Johnson
- Sunny Disposition
- American Tourists (Part 1)
- Out Of Your Tiny Mind
- Too Fucked To Drink
- Genghis Khan’s Octopus
- Sand in the Vaseline
- Spear-Gardening In The Boner Orchard
- You Ate My Pie
Side 2
- American Tourists (Part 2)
- Spaceships And Lazer Guns (Influential Film)
- Badgers Over Basra
- Double Oral Double Anal
- Kitten On Crutches
- Wing Commander Bingo
- Tipping A Cow
- Mid-Nineties Reformation Bunfight
- Less To You Than Meets The Eye
- You Must Get High
“The World’s First Pocket Radio”, Album (2008)
By Mr B and Mr C. Recorded in London and Australia. All songs written, recorded and (c) j$ / Sausage Boy.
- Radio Dada
- Don’t Lose Your Mind
- Chuck Norris Exercise Machine
- Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
- A Fashion Statement
- The Girl Who Ate Her Father
- Blank Stare
Side Two
- It’s Only Cheating If You Get Caught
- The Single
- With You
- (I Have A) Backpack
- Sympathy for the Jet Set
- Lead Singer’s Instruction Manual
- Still Waiting …
“We are the 48”, Double Album (2016)
Recorded in London and elsewhere, day 1 After Brexit – day 100 AB. All words and music by j$, except where indicated. Featuring contributions from Andy Balham, Dirk Bag, Susan Cantey, Hoopshank and Lady Sapient.
- DABDA
- Reading Books for the Belgians (with Lady Sapient)
- Song for the 2.3 Million (words by J$, music by Andy Balham)
- The Man in the Lie Castle
- The Next Prime Minister
- Wait Sensitivity
- Nice People’s Revolution
- Post-Brexit Trade Negotiation Blues
- The Problem with Democracy
- Blue Red Blues
- Anyone But Wales (words by j$, music by Andy Balham)
- Gallows Humour
- Annus Horribilis
- Pictures of Cute Cats
- I Thought We Were Friends (arrangement by j$, words & music by Dirk Bag)
- A Short Song About the Olympics
- Caveman Polka (words by j$, music by j$ and Hoopshank)
- Good Luck Charm
- Welcome to Violence
- Stay In
- Granny Knot
- Theresa Mayhem
- Massive Bruise
- Brexit Time Machine
- Good Ol’ Days (Aren’t Coming Back) (words and music by j$ & Susan Cantey)
- Don’t Want to Talk About It
- Remainiac
- London Versus England
- The Lonely Marxist
- Referendumb
- Rubbish to Go
- Check Yr Pressure
- Clouds (words by j$, music by Andy Balham)
- Pocket Full of Nothing
- For the Tourists
- Taking a Dump on the MD’s Desk
- Why Do We Only Win in the Movies?
- The Great British Bodge-Job
- Concrete
- Buyers’ Remorse
- A Snorkel for King Canute
- Johnny Versus the Volcano
- The New Geography of Europe
- Post
- Cortina Cortege
- All Trousers, No Talk
- 48, Days Later
- European Love Union
“File Under Uneasy Listening”, Album (2006)
My first ever Johnny Cashpoint ‘album’ – a collection of Songfight and AAD songs that have a punky twist. Recorded in London (and elsewhere) in 2005/2006.
Featuring contributions from Marcus Kellis & Andy Balham, though I can’t quite remember all of them. Hey. it’s a long time gone and ‘Nostagia springs its trap’,indeed 😉
Side One
- Get Me Back (1.30)
- Attack of the Show (2.49)
- Pieces of Eight (3.16) ft. Marcus Kellis
- Oversleeping (1.54)
- Leaf Blower (3.20)
- Silent Decree (4.30)
Side Two
- Crack in my Heart (1.48)
- The Fuck Song (3.19)
- Welcome to the Seventies (3.35)
- Evan is Getting his Teeth (2.31)
- We Have the Technology (3.00) ft. Andy Balham
- … Vishnu Cycle (4.04)
All songs (c) j$
“Nothing’s Funny Under a Tory Government”, Album (2016)
By Johnny Cashpoint.
Some songs have swears, so NSFW. c. 25 mins of your time.
Side One
1.Skynetflix (2.05)
2.Taking a Fence (1.33)
3.Hipster Corpse Trampoline (2.37)
4.The Pig Society (1.34)
5.Psychedelia Smith (2.02)
6.Shakespeare Had a Cat (2.43)
Side Two
1.Better In Than Out (1.38)
2.What Colour Is Your Poo? (1.32)
3.A Right Pain in the Neck (1.33)
4.Weekend at Bernie Sanders’ (2.14)
5. I Hate My Boss (2.14)
6.The Death of the Circumflex (2.43)
Written and recorded in London, February 2016. All songs (c) J$.
“A Maze of Death”, Album (2005)
I had all but forgotten about being involved in this wonderful album back in 2005. It’s hard for me to figure out what exactly I did, apart from a few songs, as I have a terrible memory but it’s all about Future Boy and our shared love for Philip K Dick.
Go check it out on Bandcamp and love it. I assume you will.
j$
“Funny Songs in the Key of Death”, EP (2012)
3. Just Another Brown Note Ballad
Recorded in London, February 2012.
“Pun Rock”, EP (2011)
1. What A Difference a Moustache Makes!
4. Nicklas Bendtner Visitor Centre
5. Electro/Cute
Recorded in London (tracks 1-3 & 5 February ’11, track 4 July ’11).